What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:58

The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Why is there so much hate against black people?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service